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Hi im back
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[05 Feb 2002|02:33pm] |
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y aint no one talkin to me, i neeb a chat, someone please talk to me other wise in goin to take a run and jump, its a long way down (i think it is one mo let me test it out so my cat can tell me if it is or it aint..................oops, you know that think with cats and nine lives well dis one only had one life, hey i got no i mean i had a freaky cat.
As you can tell wen im in college im bored SHITLESS so well ive to have something to do.
For all those animal lovers out there well dis story aint true and dont get me rong i like animals as well.
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[05 Feb 2002|02:29pm] |
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BUY ME A CAR
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BUY ME A CAR
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[05 Feb 2002|01:43pm] |
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[05 Feb 2002|01:31pm] |
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im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored
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| Im B-O-R-E-D |
[30 Jan 2002|02:37pm] |
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Well now i av to say that dis place (live journal) is a drag and relly beggining to piss me fucking well off.
Soz for all da users on ere but dis is so fucking crap well not crap just boring the shit out of me.
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[29 Jan 2002|11:28am] |
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funny stuff
whut not to name a dog..
everyone had a dog n names them rover or Boy but i called mine Sex
now sex has been embrassing me .. when i went to city hall to renew his dog license i told the clerk "i wanted to have a license for sex" he said "i would like to have one too" then i said "but this is a dog he said "he didnt care what she looked like" then i said "u dun understand i had sex since i was 9 years old" he said "i must have been quite a kid"
when i got married and went on my honeymood i took the dog with me i told the motel clerk that i wanted a room for my wife and a special room for sex ge saud tgat every room in the place was for sex i said u dun understand sex keeps me awake at neight the clerk said Me too
when my wife n i separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog i said ur honor i had sex before i was married the judge said me too then i told him that after i was married sex left me he said me too
last nite sex ran off again i spent hours looking around the town for him a cop came up to me n asked what r u doing in this alley at 4 in the morning ? i said i was looking for sex my case comes up friday
my mom 's friend gave this sheet with this on it n she gave it to me i thought it was funny so i shared with everyone online lol yeah its a lil dirty lol
today i was cleaning the computer area i was sitting on the floor n im listening to music at the same time so i was bouncing my head i didnt see my mom open the drawer i banged my head on it OUCH then the 2nd time i banged my head on the drawer again my hair got stuck cuz i had it up all twisted n hard to describe i felt like an idiot lol
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[29 Jan 2002|11:09am] |
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[28 Jan 2002|02:32pm] |
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well if you didnt get that then you never will
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[28 Jan 2002|02:27pm] |
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How to Swear in Different Languages
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Afrikaans
Poes / Doos - Pussy
Fok jou - Fuck you
Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off
Hoer - Whore
Slet - Slut
Kak - Shit
Poephol - Asshole
Dom Doos - Dump Pussy
Gaan fok jouself - Go fuck yourself
Tief - Bitch
Arabic
Koos - cunt.
nikomak - fuck your mother
sharmoota - bitch
zarba - shit
kis - vagina
zib - penis
Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your
ass!
kisich - pussy
Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your
religion
Mos zibby! - Suck my dick!
Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your dick!
kelbeh - bitch (lit a female dog)
Muti - jackass
Kanith - Fucker
Kwanii - Faggot
Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass
Khawal - Gay
Sharmoota Haygana - Horny Bitch
Maaras - Pimp
Ebn el Metanaka - Son of a bitch (lit. son of
a dirty one)
Mara - bitch (egypt only)
Aha - shit
Khara - shit
gaeheba - Bitch
Armenian
Aboosh - Stupid
Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot
Myruht kooneh - Fuck your mother
Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should shit in your
mouth
Esh - Donkey
Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick
Kuk oudelic shoon - Shit eating dog
Juge / jugik - penis
Vorig / vor - ass
Eem juges bacheek doer - Kiss my penis
Eem voriga bacheek doer - Kiss my ass
Toon vor es - You are an ass
Toon esh es - You are a jackass
Metz Dzi-zik - Big Breasts
Metz Jugik - Big penis
Bengali
baing chood - sister fucker
chood - fuck/fucker
choodmarani - mother fucker
haramjada - bastard
dhon - dick
gud - pussy
khanki/maggi - whore
laewra aga - dickhead
tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad
Bulgarian
Gus - Ass
Coochka - Bitch
Pederas - Gay / Fag
Luyno - Shit
Luyno Guava - Shit Head
Peeshka Guava - Penis Head
Czech
Do prdele - (literally, "In the ass"),
"Up yours"
Mrdat, prcat - very dirty words for "fuck,"
used only by the lowest of
the low(whores, thugs, etc.)
Chces mrdat?
(ksesh mrrdat?) - "Do you want to fuck?"
Hovno - "shit"
Prsa - Tits
Pinjor - Cock
Hovno Hlava - Shit Head
Peecha - Pussy/Cunt
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| Which condom is best for you ? |
[28 Jan 2002|02:20pm] |
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Nike condom: Just do it.
Toyota condom: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condom: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles condom: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos condom: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins condom: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy condoms: Like a rock.
Dial condom: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto condom: Cause hey- you never know.
California Lotto condom: Who's next?
Avis condom: Trying harder than ever.
KFC condom: Finger-licking good.
Coca-cola condom: Always the real thing.
Lays condom: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's condom: Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric condom: We bring good things to life.
AT&T condom: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty condom: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft condom: Where do you want to go today?
Energizer condom: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M condom: Melts in your mouth not in your hand.
Taco Bell condom: Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI condom: For friends and family.
Doublemint condom: Double your pleasure, double your fun.
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines Travel Pack condom: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines Travel pack condom: Fly United.
The Star Trek condom: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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[28 Jan 2002|01:50pm] |
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la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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[25 Jan 2002|09:54am] |
O well a day is another day same with a week and son on well, im still fu*king bored and yes im still in college but things are looking up cos i might be working for Kiss 100 radio,YES.
So yeah well im gonna b off c ya
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| im gettin used to dis shit |
[21 Jan 2002|02:15pm] |
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wossssuuuuuppppppppppp ppl im gettin used to dis now so i think im gonna survive.
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I my fucking god I NEED A SPLIFF and BOOZ
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